Set of 4 Slate Gothic Garden Signs with Humourous Quotes

Set of 4 Slate Gothic Garden Signs – enhance your garden's charm with these uniquely designed signs offering a delightfully dark and humorous twist. Perfect for those who appreciate whimsy in their outdoor space, these durable slate signs serve as both functional plant markers and eye-catching decorative pieces that showcase your personality year-round.

Key Features:

Unique Gothic Designs: Features witty dark humour phrases that bring character and amusement to garden spaces

Perfect Garden Size: Each sign measures H19cm x W10cm x D4cm, ideal for plant pots and garden borders

Premium Slate Material: Natural slate construction resists wear, weather, and UV exposure for long-term outdoor use

Weather-Resistant Durability: Built to withstand rain, frost, and seasonal changes while maintaining text clarity

Easy Installation: Simply insert pointed base into soil or compost for quick decoration without tools or hassle

Versatile Garden Use: Perfect for marking plants, creating borders, or adding humorous touches to outdoor spaces

Complete Set Value: Four different designs provide variety and comprehensive garden personality enhancement

Natural Variations: Authentic slate characteristics make each set unique while maintaining quality and readability

Perfect Gift: Fantastic present for gardening enthusiasts or anyone wanting to add quirky style to their garden

Transform your garden into a delightfully twisted wonderland where dark humour meets horticultural charm, creating conversation-starting outdoor décor that reflects your unique personality.

🚚 SHIPPING INFORMATION

UK Only: FREE RM Tracked
Dispatch time: 1-2 Working days

🐾 Arya's Approval

"Right darlings, these Gothic garden signs have got me absolutely enchanted with their wickedly wonderful dark humour! The gothic twist perfectly matches my own mysterious tendencies when I dramatically lurk in the garden shadows, plotting my next great adventure - usually involving digging up something I definitely shouldn't!

That premium slate construction ensures these beauties will withstand all my important garden supervision activities, much like how I withstand the elements during my dramatic contemplation sessions under the garden bench. The perfect sizing means they'll fit beautifully amongst my favourite hiding spots!

What I love most is how these bring delightfully twisted personality to boring garden spaces! I can imagine the perfect spooky atmosphere whilst I provide excellent gothic entertainment by dramatically appearing from behind bushes to startle unsuspecting visitors - pure theatrical garden magic!

Perfect for humans who want to add dark whimsy and character to their outdoor kingdoms - absolutely wickedly brilliant!"

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5 PAWS OUT OF 5
— Arya, Chief Drama Officer

💙 10% donated to Clymping Dog Sanctuary 💙
— Arya, Rescue Staffie & Gothic Garden Guardian

📦 PRODUCT INFORMATION

Set of four unique slate garden signs featuring gothic dark humour designs perfect for adding personality to outdoor spaces. Premium natural slate construction ensures weather-resistant durability with easy soil insertion for versatile garden decoration and plant marking.

Specifications:
Brand: Something Different
Product: Set of 4 Slate Gothic Garden Signs
Material: Premium natural slate with weather-resistant properties
Dimensions: Each sign H19cm x W10cm x D4cm
Quantity: Set of 4 signs with different gothic humour designs
Features: Pointed base for easy soil insertion, engraved text, UV-resistant
Usage: Plant markers, garden borders, decorative outdoor signage
Durability: Withstands rain, frost, and seasonal weather changes
Gift Appeal: Perfect for gardening enthusiasts, gothic humour lovers, unique garden décor
Country of Origin: As per product packaging

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⚠️ SAFETY INFORMATION

Outdoor Use Only: Designed specifically for garden and outdoor use in soil or compost

Sharp Edge Warning: Handle with care as slate edges may be sharp - wear gloves when installing

Secure Installation: Ensure signs are firmly inserted into soil to prevent wind displacement

Child Safety: Keep away from children under 5 years due to pointed ends and potential sharp edges

Trip Hazard Prevention: Not suitable for use near walkways where they may create hazards

Weather Monitoring: Check installation regularly, especially after severe weather conditions

Natural Variations: Natural slate may vary in thickness and colour - this adds authentic character

Proper Placement: Position away from high-traffic areas to prevent accidental contact

🏢 MANUFACTURER INFORMATION

Something Different Ltd
Upper Fforest Way, Enterprise Park, Swansea SA6 8P
Email: customercare@somethingdifferent.co.uk
Phone: 01792 940288

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